random-thoughts-of-my-days:

Random thought

I’m just so in love with you and you make me so happy. I’m so glad to have you in my life and I feel very lucky to be able to be a part of yours. I want to have everything with you, our lives intertwined.

2hongry4u:

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you

dojacat:

dirtysexualthoughts:

I want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again

thebootydiaries:

when you hear someone talking about an obsession of yours

dumbhero:

im translating russian memes for practice and i… theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who’s been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

robotsandfrippary:

i-amneveralone:

papi-chulo-seb:

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

wow.

reblogging for all of us that grew up in land locked states, then visit the ocean and are used to just plunging into a lake.

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

yay855:

sisterofiris:

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

I will now end all my emails with “best slutantions, [name]”